Coco Velvett is a hot slutty asian euro MILF in this new DVD here> ?  The gods dropped it in our super spectacular watch everything Coco Velvett does out video on demand player thingy. We’ve had this thing kickin’ around since before she was even takin’ it in the ass. (Which we probably also have at the super cool Coco Velvett amazing mini mall of sluttery) Coco takin’ it in the ass is like the new Coco doin’ interracial.. whats next .. analinterracial !@ We probably already have that in there too, we gotta be honest we forget really easily, we got alot of porn to look at.

Pornstars are super cool because: its like they’re having some kind of weird give and take relationship with their fans.. usually they start out pretty slutty in the beginning and by the time they’ve made a few titles the fans demand to see them doing more than what they set out to do in the beginning. Sometimes, the fans even get violent or aggressive and it’s very rude..  and sometimes the Porn Stars get violent , and aggressive.. and its very rude also. I guess this can be a good thing or a bad thing. Depending on different performers, and what they are violently and or aggressively doing….if they’re fucking something, this is awesome. (i.e- Riley Mason)

Alot of girls come and go and few withstand the test of making a bunch of scenes and sticking with it… or they get bored or they’re crazy. Usually they’re bored and crazy, and that alone with itself is why twitter is the #11th most popular website in the US. Because for some reason, fans want to know what pornstars are doing all day long, so they can gague the redundancy of fake online performer updates in 140 words or less which hopefully has the words “dear (whatever your name is) i really think you’re a sexy pile of slightly over weight middle aged cock jerking man meat. Maybe the craziness comes from a combination of all of the above, and thats why some don’t make it to the glory days of “milf-tastic porn appeal” no one really knows the mental anatomy of a pornstar.. or do they? Maybe some performers get pushed faster to milf status in hopes that their careers will end asap. No One really knows what those crazy porn directors are thinkin do they.

The time line of a pornstar is a completely different science, (and doesn’t have anything to do with showing up on time or not)  it goes like this “barely legal”..100 scenes…. ” milf”. We don’t really agree with this, but you know whatever that’s just the way it goes. right? wrong. RIGHT.

But, as with a lot of things … we don’t really need to care about that… to want to watch Coco get her wet little pussy soaked and take a some blowbang  facials while she gets treated like dirty slut she is .. and clearly it doesnt matter what they say she is ..she is a hot slut. Give a hot slut a minivan and a natural makeup job and she’s a cougar on the prowl in our book. (atleast they don’t make her supposedly fuc her own SON) which a retarded scandal we’ve noticed happening in porn lately, and is almost as boring as mixing fetish with porn (because they’re not both sex, right?)

All in all – At the end of the day any porno is a good porno if its a good porno indeed.This really only depends on a few things, hot fucking, good direction and we are also happy to announce, this is NOT and we repeat NOT another fucking poorly done, shittty fucking parody.

SO ITS GOT THAT GOIN’ FOR IT>

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