A little Southern F’ng Hospitallity
May 9, 2010 in Alt Porn Gossip, Straight by admin

Ashley Skyy is probably one of the hottest amateur girls in porn that’s not really 100% IN porn yet. We’ve known her for a couple years now, truth is it’s not that Assley is scared to be in porn ..she’s just too stoned most of the time to care. There are more than a few things that I can understand about Assley Skyy that some may not get (if you’re not from the south) One is her incredible love for Metallica and another is her ‘southern fucking hospitality’ which basically means that if she likes you, she’ll fuck you silly and if she doesnt like you she will run you over with a four wheeler kick your ass, and put you in the fucking hospital (ity).

Assley Skyy gardening in Asslanta
Don’t get us wrong Ashley is a very nice girl and she’s willing to share, she plays nice with others .. just don’t try to grab her beer away from her.. and always puff, puff, pass. Assley didnt get that name for nothin and she resides in a fictional land that’s all about her.. it’s a place called ASSLANTA. We’ve heard rumors that it may be close to the lost city of Asslantis. Likely that’d be where Assley Skyy would take a vacation , if she had a friggin job! For now all we can do is beg her to join the ranks of the top amateur porn stars and release her own site already, so we can wank off to her HUGE boobs and her incredible ass. Of course you don’t think that we would write this article or take the time to care if there were not in fact √sex √drugs and √rock n roll.
We are simply informing you of the obvious usually here at this ‘news’ site, and we aren’t responsible for the ridiculous crap that we say about anything because 1. we don’t fucking care all we want to do is look at boobs all day. 2. we forget everything we write here about 5 minutes after the article is published. However one thing that is simply unforgettable is Ashley Skyys amazing big fat nice round incredible ass in tiny shorts!
Thumbs up!
Until next time..
-APS

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