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Detournment Denominator

October 5, 2010 in Alt Gossip by admin

Pssssssst

HEY, YOU (over there) with the head.

Ever feel like you’re being lied to? Do you like it? Does it feel really good? Do you like to ‘know about pain and suffering and being cold?’ Well, personally I’m here to tell ya that.. I JUST WANNA FUCK. Some people.. should die, but that’s just unconscious knowledge. because becuz)( The bigger you get, the wider you SPREAD and you’ve gotta depend on me now, Your vision is dead, the moral of the dream is dead. VISION. Do you ever feel like the “99%” Well. to be perfectly honest.. sometimes I feel like the 1% may know the rules of engagement a little more clearly than the rest of “us”…..


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Catra Gets Her Vag Wasted

May 16, 2010 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin

Burning Angel is known for it’s porn antics with slutty tattooed punk rock girls, Catra apparently went to this photoshoot totally sober and decided by the end of the shoot that her pussy would be a little more laid back and open to the idea of having naked pics on the web, if it were wasted. We don’t blame you, we like to get our dicks dipped in some absynthe and do like 30 lines of coke before any of those burning angel trailers become even remotely funny. It’s easier to just turn down the volume and watch hot sluts get facials without the “acting”. Thank god Catra’s just tryin to get her drank on and make some hot naked pictures. She’s got those DSL’s wrapped around that bottle real good. Find the full gallery here>

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Nicole @ The Ho Shack

May 13, 2010 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin

Nicole is a busty slut, she probably doesn’t want anyone to know that she works at the ho shack.. but now the proof is out on the internets and everyone knows. oops. At crazybabe anything can happen.. these bitches are nuts. The only thing that makes a crazy ho ok, is when shes showing you her tits, or sucking on your cock. then it’s ok to get pretty crazy. You can also find Nicole at lazerbunny in more than a few photosets.. because of this we know exactly how crazy Nicole is ..

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A little Southern F’ng Hospitallity

May 9, 2010 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin

Ashley Skyy is probably one of the hottest amateur girls in porn that’s not really 100% IN porn yet. We’ve known her for a couple years now, truth is it’s not that Assley is scared to be in porn ..she’s just too stoned most of the time to care. There are more than a few things that I can understand about Assley Skyy that some may not get (if you’re not from the south) One is her incredible love for Metallica and another is her ‘southern fucking hospitality’ which basically means that if she likes you, she’ll fuck you silly and if she doesnt like you she will run you over with a four wheeler kick your ass, and put you in the fucking hospital (ity).

Assley Skyy gardening in Asslanta

Don’t get us wrong Ashley is a very nice girl and she’s willing to share, she plays nice with others .. just don’t try to grab her beer away from her.. and always puff, puff, pass. Assley didnt get that name for nothin and she resides in a fictional land that’s all about her.. it’s a place called ASSLANTA. We’ve heard rumors that it may be close to the lost city of Asslantis. Likely that’d be where Assley Skyy would take a vacation , if she had a friggin job! For now all we can do is beg her to join the ranks of the top amateur porn stars and release her own site already, so we can wank off to her HUGE boobs and her incredible ass. Of course you don’t think that we would write this article or take the time to care if there were not in fact √sex √drugs and √rock n roll.

We are simply informing you of the obvious usually here at this ‘news’ site, and we aren’t responsible for the ridiculous crap that we say about anything because 1. we don’t fucking care all we want to do is look at boobs all day. 2. we forget everything we write here about 5 minutes after the article is published. However one thing that is simply unforgettable is Ashley Skyys amazing big fat nice round incredible ass in tiny shorts!

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The Next Few Weeks Is Lookin Sexy

May 8, 2010 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin

The next few weeks are particularly funny,smutty,and smart with the recent addition of mikey and mandys to lazerbunny there’s even twice the weird now!

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