It’s the day after Friday night, that’s why.

Saturday is a slutty day if you ask me, just look at the way it’s set up.. Friday night you go out and have some drinks while mingling with your peers and hopefully without shame or any available recourse for your actions .. take a hot chick home and give her the ‘ol in/out. Fast forward to Saturday (which will herafter be referred to as Slutterday). Listen, don’t get mad.. we took artistic liscense over twitter and only refer to it as twatter also. You’ll get used to it after a while, or not.

So, anyway back to fast forwarding to Slutterday which is directly after Friday. You wake up and you realize all that happened the night before, was it fun? Did I get arrested? Am I in some holding cell in a Yugoslavian detention center? Was I date raped? Hopefully not, but that’s the checklist I have for myself personally.. and pretty much anything after that is like an “I tried it once”, kind of thing.

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