The past few weeks have been very interesting, and we’re sorry we haven’t been more on top of the news here but let’s be perfectly honest people we don’t report the news we report about boobs. So, we’re pretty much irresponsible and can’t write our way out of even the most basic term paper-bag. Laugh as you will, we’re not even remotely offended by this notion, and frankly it excites us.

It’s Thursday May 26 right now, and last week around this time we were gearing up and getting ready to head out to Exxxotica Miami, (or get beamed up for a big party with JC himself with special guest appearance by The Rapture) We had our media passes in hand a film crew in tow and our resident Miami DubStep DJ GoodDroid. This resultes in hot interviews with even hotter stars of the adult cinema phenomenon we call the internet. Later this week we’ll have a full report on Exxxotica, behind the scenes and in front of some scenes in hot exclusive interview with Vivid Ent. Contract Star Sunny Leone, and many more . Security was called, We were Drunk. Our shoot the week before with indie porn starlet and crossover star Trisha Uptown is finished and just about ready to be served to the general public tomorrow Friday May 27 at AltPorn Network. The hotel was very nice, wine was spilled on a 10 thousand dollar couch in a 3,000 dollar a night room in Uptown Manhattan, we were Drunk. Security was called. Last night at chateau bunny a 3 girl orgy squirt party happened, lots of Racks and lots of squirting and partying, again.. we were Drunk. Security was called however they never showed up so we continued to take advantage of the 3 naked girls Ariel Adore , Arden Adamz and Seraphina (sexually). You can see all the live cam archived shows when you join AltPorn Network!

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