Sometimes things touch my brain in inappropriate ways and I report them to the people. It’s sort of like… a kind of… citizens arrest but I usually don’t like to call the cops much [due to my aversion of authority figures] and then there’s my recently located 10% republican(ism) which will not allow me to waste the taxpayers money on anything less than getting myself a hotel room to bang a consenting adult (a hooker) in worth atleast 3,000 dollars per night, then going to a business meeting (something political) and getting back to my ‘swing‘ state with my personal leer jet for fear of flying on publicly available transportation. This has nothing (everything) to do with porn. Politicians and their little helpers in a poll conducted by the US Government for the US Government used outrageous amounts of time during their work days to browse internet porn based web sites. What I want to know is, where the hell is all of this money going? Maybe if the politicians were paying for porn, and people stopped stealing their favorite bands album, or stealing films decreasing box office sales of Hollywood blockbuster movies we would not have the debt crisis we have now in America and in the World. Maybe if reality television didn’t depict every one as a complete fucking moron in this country and we showed what was really talented and great about people instead, there would be a different outlook on the world.

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