Mostly Everything You Fuck Can Kill You #01
August 24, 2011 in Alt Porn Gossip, Who Gives A F*&K by admin
Philadelphia Pa.
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Thousands of callers and hundreds of emails flooded our offices at APS in Center City Philadelphia on Tuesday in the wake of panic amidst the aftermath of the first earthquake since World War 2 in the City of Brotherly Love. We received up to date news reports from our local readers and viewers, Tom from Fishtown said ” My TV was shaking all around and it was making it really hard to watch the porn I was jerking off to at the time so I just decided I should go outside and find out what happened.” Shelly from New Hope said, ” I have 48 F size boobs and when they start shaking around I always know that means there’s an earthquake now, or there will be some aftershocks soon from my boobs shaking so much.” and Bobbi from N. Philly said ” I was breakin one off on this bitch, then all the sudden the bed started shaking all crazy and I was like damn bitch you crazy (nameen) and she said .. I think its a eathquake and I said yeah baby thats right. thats right! it’s like a earthquake.” then we saw the news later and we knew it really was a earthquake.
