No. Toes are not as cool as boobs, at least not to us regular God fearing Americans.. Maybe if you’re a Commie from Toesbeckistan you could (in theory) like toes more than boobs but even then we don’t care boobs are still better. Anyway, here’s an update about toes, so you remember next time you’re thinking “I wonder if toes are cooler than boobs?” No, they are not. But hot girl toes can be extremely entertaining and if you lube em up, who knows what can happen when you’re drunk enough. also, boobs.

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