Here @altpornstar we like sex and drugs and rock n roll…which often times leads to crazy shit happening no one expected..which in turn leads to gossip. This has always been the case lucky for all the guys in Vanilla Fudge, and for Frank Zappas’ band of wacky characters there were no internets back then and hotels were forced to have really really interesting ways to entertain their guests like fishing for mud-sharks from your window. Since of course we are talking about guys (that supposedly) had socks stuffed in their pants at all times, we can’t rely on our initial thought which is “the reason why they fucked that girl with a mud-shark is because they always have boners?” no that doesn’t work on SO many levels.

Also because of the fact that there was no internet then, they had to rely on good old fashioned folk lore, through musical tunes to inform the people of the incredible occurences which took place in a hotel overlooking the bay on foggy night in the fall of 1970 something. Thanks to modern technology the ‘news reports’ were broadcast to a hungry listener base of a few million. However, at the the time..or some time thereabout Frank Zappa decided to release his own account of what happened.. again and again.. in the mudshark chronicles.. which existed in a song or an interlude across the span of many albums to come, as Zappa considered comic redundancy to one of the purest forms of propaganda available, and clearly i would agree.

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