Misti Dawn Sent Us A Love Note
May 7, 2010 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin
We like #AltPorn Stars (obviously thats our fucking name) BUT, we especially like want to fuck the ones that we can call a #redheadalert and even furthermore, we love hot sluts with tattoos that also happen to be nerdy gamer girls that take loads of cum on their glasses. Holy Shit, that was a very long sentence but it had to be done, there’s just no other way to describe our latest 2010 “it girl” Misti Dawn. MeowMistiDawn to be exact, and don’t get it wrong or you’ll get misdirected to some other shit that’s not nearly as cool as her, trust us we’ve risked our own lives to bring you the facts.
Frankly, Months ago, at Exxxotica ‘New York’ (which was actually in Jersey in some desolate warehouse and not at Jersey Shore with Snooky) We knew that Misti Dawn was gonna be hot… Cuz let’s face it, she is hot. She was the hottest model there on the floor with a bunch of tattoos.
Now, some of you may be wondering to yourselves.. doesn’t AltPornStar represent a completely different Network of sites? Of course we do silly, but lets face it we know whats hot better than you do before you do so listen to us because we’re right about this. We’ve seen some pretty hot redheads in porn, but Misti Dawn was created on planet sex, and she is here to make fuck movies and dance around in her underwears playing video games all day… and we’d like for you to help her achieve her fucking dreams… So we asked her some questions about what her dreams are exactly.. And we don’t think she dreams about cute unicorns with rainbows and little altporn dreams like that we think she dreams about big cocks, eating pussy and bouncing around her nice big tits.. but we’ll let her speak for herself after this gratuitous nude of her spreading her pink.>> (interview in the next installment: Misti Dawn sends us some porno )




















