Get Out My Booth Ho
October 2, 2010 in Alt Porn Gossip, Straight by admin
ALTPORNSTAR FEATURED MEMBER DJ DARREL
Some how or another we are friends with some really fucking funny people. It’s probably due to our incredibly attractive personality and god given physiques, or maybe its all the hot chicks with boobs we know. Either way, every one that we pay attention to is awesome, and anyone that we dont pay attention to is either not reached their full potential to be awesome or just plain suck. Dj Darrel is not an exception to the rule of thumb we employ around here, and that is if the stick is not thicker than your thumb you can hit a ho with it. Sometimes we break that rule though, cuz lets face it hot sluts like it when you take your big hard dick and smack her in the face with it a few times to let her know who’s boss. This rule also applies for a Strip Club Dj if you’ve ever been to a strip club you know, that when the cat is away the mice will play (or get loaded on pills and give handjobs in the backroom) Lets face it, noones ever gonna figure out how in the world to truly control the insane actions of a Ho….
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A strip club dj has special powers that come built into every strip club microphone.. ‘get on stage ho’. Darrel knows whats goin on.. you’re in the backroom, fumbling through your luggage you call a ‘purse’ cant find the pills, got nothin to wash ‘em down with cus that bastard customer didn’t buy you anymore drinks (6 drinks later) and everyone knows, you can lead a ho to water but she’ll ask you if it’s vodka. Without further ado, Dj Darrel.
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i like the sound of this DJ Darrel. Stripclub Dj is awesome!
teach us of the ‘tao of ho’ darrel