Not far away are the days that zaftig amateur porn models will go to weight watchers castings in hopes to be the next BIG “crossover star”.. Or try to be the first Slut on Biggest Loser (only to make less sales at their BBW porn site later) Well our only question is, what the fuck is a crossover star. We’ve heard all this bullshit lately about what pornstar is going to be in which terribly thought out drama portraying some fictional america wherein people give a fuck if a pornstar is in a sitcom. Let’s face it, noone fucking cares but that “crossover” star. Crossing over to what? If anyone in Hollywood thinks that they are exempt from being involved in porn in some way just because they are not actually in porn they are wrong. Since the dawn of pornography films being available to the general public in a more mainstream venue (not blackmarket) the sales of porn and the sales of mainstream titles is all going into the same big pile of money to fund more big piles of money. So, when some pornstar gets in their car and drives to the “other side of hollywood” all they’ve done in our opinion is sat in traffic for a long time and added their 1% into the smog index for the day.

Furthermore, If you are a terrible actor (male or female/we heard thats the PC thing to call these people) and this has been proven via your last role being a complete and utter flop, then you should probably stick to the lines you know.. like, ” Yeah fuck my tight little virgin asshole with your tiny little cock you fucking sissy fuckwad, I thought i was gonna fuck a real cock today” or ” You like your cock in my throat?” (spits on the cock) “What about when I smack her face with it?” Those lines come naturally, to sluts (male or female again we’re being PC) and we appreciate that they do. Acting is a very technical skill that requires actual training… similar to being a complete fucking slut. Sluts need training, everyone knows this.. so just let the actors do their jobs.. as terrible as 90% of them might do it now a days. Not everyone can jerk off two cocks, suck one off and sit on another. Also, not anyone can keep a hardon, fuck a girls asshole finger her pussy and eat out another girl while some sluts sucks on your balls all at the same time, without blowing their wad in less than 1 minute. These are acrobatic feats .. so…. are pornstars going to be in the international olympics as gymnast next? I think you see where we’re going with this… other than in the MILF and amateur zones of porn is there SAG? OK we’ve taken this about as far as it can possibly go. the end.

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