So this morning while I was showering, I noticed a very erotic new feature on my face wash bottle… a nice, smooth, 3 inch round hole in the dead center. Odd? Indeed. Amazing? OH Yes! The hole was for some new scrubby brush but I got rid of that thing days ago– leaving my cleanser with a nice, new soapy orifice.  Now as I exfoliated– I began to consider this new feature from a male perspective… Guy thinks, ” Soap + Hole + Significant other not looking…. Hell Yeah!”  This is a win win situation every one! All the guys are showering more, compliment their girlfriend’s complexion, and hence she buys more cleanser, and the company makes more money… It’s a genius plan! Maybe we should install masturbation features on all household items, like sinks, vacuums, and sponges… The world would be a perfectly sterile, dirty place.

Squeaky Clean

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