Internet Sensation and Adult SuperStar Dana DeArmond may have retired recently from making the porn (we just realized this) But, as most things go with altporn stars, and to be honest girls in general we are very confused then by her new business card. Don’t get us wrong, we aren’t complaining..

We certainly don’t need any more reasons to ogle Dana D’s boobs, but if she did in fact retire from porn what does she need a XXX “business time” card for?. Meh whatever, the design is fucking awesome. Also if you know about web design, she’s looking for some one to help her out with her blog design, for credit on the design…the site is sure to get lots of traffic from her many many followers on mypsace as one of the earliest pioneers of shameless myspace self promotion only rivaled by that of Tilla Tequilla who i find to be hideously unattractive and kind of gross (if you dont agree get off our site now!). So Dana wins. Find her on twitter to get the blog design gig.

Dana DeArmond is best known for her Direction and Production as well as starring in her own movie Dana Dearmond Does The Internet (D3TI) which also featured Reagan Maddux. She has also performed in an “ass load” of scenes ranging from work with Vivid Alt’s Eon Mckai to Mainstream Productions and top rated companies and magazines. Find her website at http://www.theinternetsgirlfriend.com/

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