Get On Your Bikes And Ride!
August 4, 2009 in Alt Gossip, Straight by admin
Vintage- ‘Butt Cult’ still has the power to make boners out of unsuspecting flaccid cocks. Being from Philadelphia we see alot of hot girls on bikes riding around the city. Philly has one of the biggest bike messenger cultures of any city in America it seems. We like to objectify refer to the hot scantily clad hipster girls riding down Market Street as ‘Meals On Wheels’ more after the jump> We often times find ourselves wishing that we had some reason to have one of them deliver us a message, or a pizza, or any fucking thing for that matter.
