Server Move Downtime :(
This morning our entire network of sites was moved to a new huge, superfast dedicated server. So the site was down for a bit. What does this mean for us? This means we have upgraded from a tiny apartment on the internet to our own super ugly McMansion in the sky!
APS is only one of the sites on the LazerTown server, all LazerBunny International sites and channels are broadcast from the wires of the same chunk of unreal real estate. It was getting a little too close for comfort with all the sites living in the same tiny little apartment, so we got ourselves a super nice new pad. Hopefully, not many people even noticed. What we do hope you notice is that we are expanding and we’re taking shit over. We not only have a new sweet ass pad, but we’re about to have a completely redesigned mega network of altporn sites. 10 (count em) 10 sites that cater to every aspect of alternative porn and alt news and alt celebrities and performers. This network is five years of hard work, and lots of fighting against the others that would like to see something like this fail.. (ahem blueblood) well, guess what .. we aren’t going to fail. We don’t even know why some people would want to see something fail that’s as awesome as The AltPorn Network® but we’re gettin awesome and have been gettin awesome for quite some time now. In a month or two, when everything is finished and we’re in the middle of the total relaunch you our loyal fans and friends can sit back and say.. Holy shit they really did it. They actually did everything they said they would do. They said they were gonna ‘Get Awesome’ and by golley gee they did. THATS RIGHT WORLD!
We said, “Hey, Stoya… she’s this girl.. and she’s like the most beautiful android we’ve ever created… anyway guys, she will RULE you one day porno.” thats what we said, and thats what she did and thats what we did.
Then we were like .. ” Hey uhm.. This is Ariel Adore, she’s kind of a big deal! She’s so awesome that we’re gonna name her as our starand she will RULE porno!” what happened next is well, history. It involves her rulin it.
Since little Stoya got big and has done everything we knew she would do.. and more we thought we should take this time to remind you all that quantity is NOT quality. We not only have a hand in reporting on the stars here at APS , we have helped to shape and make some of your favorite stars and you might not even know it. We don’t care what you know.. as long as you know that we know whats awesome, it doesn’t matter.
APS reports on the real deal, not some has been washed up garbage that noone really cares about anymore.
WE ARE THE FUTURE OF alt.PORN – THE ALTPORN NETWORK – WE ARE THE FUTURE OF alt.PORN
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