LazerBunny Is Nommin’ On Ur Planet!
Just when you thought it was safe to spend a nice day out in the sun with a mojito and some spf 30, LazerBunny comes along and noms your shitty planet.
Who knew? We knew.. when the term lazerbunny was created (by Sean Adamz) it was in reference to the internet an hot girls.. NOW its been systematically used again and again for some other stuff that never existed before. We’ll give you a few more examples after you click the hell out of the MORE link>
Dana D’Armond once told us that we were wrong and we shouldn’t spell laZerBunny with a Z becasue lasers are real and the word laser means something.. we forget what she said it means, but who cares.. how can you possibly belive anyone with a hairless cat and too many friends on myspace? Since then, we have found that lots of people agree with our spelling of lazerbunny and furthermore wish they had created the phrase itself. We know they wish that becasue they blatantly steal the phrase and use it as their own, for various products they wish to be selling under the LZRBNNY brand name. Here is a list of some of the various recent finds:
- A video game ~ Lazerbunny defeats aliens in a death mine. (actually spelled laserbunny)
Download the game now and waste a bunch of time killing aliens.
- An Acoustic Jam Band? ~ They make pointless noise somewhere in Arizona or some shit.
We’ll save you the remorse for listening to this and just not link you. kthxbye
- A Tattoo Shop ~ Yes, thats right a fucking tattoo shop. WHY?
Something about “untapped talent” is written in their bio for the tattoo shop.
Not only is it stupid that people take the superawesome lazerbunny® name but its also stupid that people think that a products name is not a copywritten or registered trademark after years of obvious usage in the form of a products brand name. Hopefully the jam band is the next Phish and the video game gets as popular as colecovision did in the 80′s cuz the good people over at lazerbunny international really seem to like to bide their time, and watch as people do stupid things that will get them sued later.
Take popporn blog for instance with their libelous statements in their “news blog” which is actually owned by a huge corporation called TLA. Granted, the people over at popporn think what they do is “funny” (we heard them say that once) ..but it has yet to be confirmed by the rest of the people that read the garbage they supposedly write, although its more like the equivalent to a child scrawling on a napkin with a crayon. Most people can fart more intellegent sentences than they have written in their internet blog, but thats just our opinion here at APS the most comprehensive AltPorn News Blog in the Universe. They think its pretty cool to use the word lazerbunny with lots of negative remarks after it, similar to stealing a brand name and using it for your crappy jam band..this is also a definite nono.
The best thing about all of the people and businesses that grab onto the ideas that are generated from the lazerbunny altporn mega awesome porno making machine in th sky..is that they are just ever so slightly complimenting the genius that is hidden deep in the meaning of lazerbunny that they just dont get. This in fact did not exist before, and lazerbunny definitely MADE that word up. Also note: Its one word not 2, and if you make it two words… its still the same idea, only you fucked it up.
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